i got a valentine this year
What cheat code did u use
ENTP: Sea Serpent
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
If health officials in Lagos fail to contain the virus, it has a chance to go global.
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
GUYS IT’S ACTUALLY 4TH OF AUGUST
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
- you smell different when you’re awake
- please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
- you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
- your hair tastes like strawberries
- tonight… you.
- he knows, don’t go home.
- i always knew you would die in my arms
- every time i poop i think of you
- no one will ever believe you
- i killed mufasa
- i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
- mother told me it would be like this
oh my god it just keeps getting better
THIS IS SO CUTE